Merapu Jap

mmm dah lamer betol xupdate apa2 kat c'nie..nak kata bz xjugak it just xtau nak buat apa lah..lagipun aku bukannyer pandai sgt tulis blog nie hahahahaha...anyway nie baru terjaga dari tido...suddenly raser yg mcm ader something wrong...tapi xtau knapa..mmm ok..urm nak cakap pasal apa ekk..percaya tak klu aku cakap aku nie agak pemalu...hehehehe yurp xder tipu nyer..org klu baru kenal aku mesti cakap aku sombong, muker dahlah buruk berlagak plak tue...mmm tapi selamat dgn adanyer terbology nie bnyk bantu aku lah..sebab apa?sebab aku jadi close dgn kwn2 baru aku before aku jumpa dierg..so biler jumpa xderlah raser kekok sgt..mati kutu ker apa ker..at least there's something we can talk ;bout..ceh speaking london nampak..sku mmg selesa klu bercerita pki bahasa inggeris cam poyo jer kan..anyway aku tgh happy..tapi keadaan yg samer aku xboleh terlalu pasang impian or harapan yg tinggi..walaupun "misi conspiracy" aku nie agak bagus..aku bukan apa aku mmg xnak kehilangan sesuatu yg mmg aku idamkan...bukan senang woo nak raser apa yg aku dah hilang dlm idup nie...biler dier dtg kener lah aku hargai maa...cuber sedaya upaya kekalkan jadi milik aku even aku dah terlambat..alang2 menyeluk pekasam redah jer lah..klu dah terlanjur "CINTA" so apa ada hal...dah lah aku nie mmg susah nak fall into...takat nak hang out lepaq sesamer tue xderlah aku fall into..jgn salah anggap...tak bermakna klu aku rapat ngan someone then aku mesti kener fall into maa...aku kan peramah jgn lah di salah anggap keramahan aku tue..tapi kali nie " betol2 punya " cumer agak complicated..kwn2 ckp sudah2lah radee hurting urself..a'aa kekadang mmg aku raser sakit..thanks guys coz care 'bout me..tapi im really pleased with this feeling...hurted or not its another case..another story, tak cuber xtau ma..at least klu dah cuber kiter tau kat maner kedudukan kiter..klu xcuber langsung smpi ke mati arr dok raser menyesal nak buat apa...xguna rite..?bglah aku smangat k...insyaAllah mesti ok nyer...tish ngantuq balik plak...aku gerak dulu k..nie pun dah bnyk bebel..merapu jer..tido dulu k..wassalam..

" Kawan-kawan "

aku ngah lepak kat Mc'D nie ..macam gelagat org aku nampak...ader yg berkeluarga, ader yg ber'couple" ader yg single hahahahaha mcm aku...suka tgk kemesraan antara keluarga...yeah kelauga yg bahagia membentuk sahsiah diri yg kuat..chewah dah macam "poyo" plak aku nie..sepatutnyer petang nie aku ader gathhering ngah budak-budak solah rendah aku..dah hampir 15 tahun xjumpa dierang..lamer bebenor..masing-masing dah berjaya,dah bekeluarga..ade ryg muka mmg dah totally change...yerklah..dulu kan kecik2 mmg arr xsamer..skang yg hensem bertambah hensem,yg cun bertambah cun,yg kurang cun pun skang dah cun..mmm kecik2 kiterang semer comot2 hahahahaha...aku beruntung even aku xclose sgt dgn kawan2 lamer aku ( nie sebab aku skolah menengah kat s.alam lah ) dierang still ingat kat aku...last 3 weeks lepak ngan 2 org kawan lamer aku " Wan & Fadz " mmg best..biler citer2 balik pasal maser2 dulu tergelak besar kiterang...tue yg semangat nak kumpul balik kawan2 lamer..terus aku create group " Ex Student sekolah Kebangsaan Pasir Gudang 1 " stakat 2 minggu nie aderlah ramai gak yg joint...ader yg aku langsung xingat tapi dierang ingat aku plak..huhuhuhuhu terharu nyer...biler timbul citer pasal dulu mmg buat aku tersenyum... :)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Stella 6.1.

Please note that Stella 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support

Kunci kepada penyelesaian masalah

Bila kita asyik fikir masalah, asyik fikir apa yang orang cakap pasal kita, kesannya kita sendiri yang akan susah nak bergerak sebab kita tak ada motivasi. Lebih baik fokus tenaga mental kepada diri sendiri - fikir cemana nak majukan diri kita ni dalam bidang kita, dalam ilmu, kerjaya, ibadah dan kewangan. Kalo difikir sangat apa yang orang cakap pasal kita, sampai bila pun kita tak terdorong untuk memajukan diri sendiri.

Bila berdepan masalah, kita dikawal emosi, bukan logik akal. Kita jadi murung, merundum dan hilang semangat meneruskan hidup. Lihatlah ke dalam diri, cari kekuatan dalaman, fikir bagaimana nak keluar dari permasalahan dengan cara-cara yang difikirkan boleh. Mesti ada sebab mengapa Allah turunkan masalah, paling tidak pun untuk membuat kita berubah, untuk mengingatkan kita yang kita ni dah jarang-jarang menurut perintahnya, makin dekat dengan larangannya.

Fikiran kita jadi kacau bila mendepani masalah. Hati kita hilang ketenangannya. Sebagai orang muda, bukan saya nak temberang di depan orang tua dan pembaca-pembaca senior yang lain tapi sebagai langkah untuk ingat-mengingati sesama kita, antara saya dan Anda. Demi masa, kita akan banyak dapat kerugian apabila kita tidak saling ingat mengingati, berpesan-pesan untuk kebaikan bersama.

Kita tak akan dapat mengelak dari masalah sepanjang perjalanan hidup. Cara terbaik mendepaninya adalah dengan memfokus fikiran kepada penyelesaian masalah tak kiralah masalah kita tu masalah kewangan ke, masalah kerja ke atau masalah dengan ibu bapa kita sendiri. Cari cara untuk selesaikan masalah, selagi cara tu halal di sisi etika kemasyarakatan.

Penyelesaian lain, kekalkan kegembiraan pada tahap tinggi, wujudkan rasa cinta dan kemaafan pada tahap tinggi. Boleh buat?

Banyak kali sudah diulang-ulang, fokus pada penyelesaian, penyelesaian, penyelesaian, bukan pada masalah. Bila Anda sedar yang fikiran Anda mula memfokus kepada masalah, ubah cepat-cepat. Tanya diri Anda dengan soalan ni: “cemana nak selesaikan masalah aku ni?” atau dengan soalan ini: “apa yang aku boleh buat untuk selesaikan masalah aku?”. Jangan sesekali biarkan fikiran terperangkap lalu memfokus kepada masalah tu.

3 Keys in "LOVE"

The Meaning of Love offers and explains a definition of love in a way that is interesting, intense, clear, logical, and meaningful. All relationships --love, infatuation, friendship, dating, marriage, family, community, and professional-- involve three key elements:

• Emotions --how we feel about each other 
• Ethics --how good or bad we are for each other 
• Joys --how much we satisfy or dissatisfy each other

LOVE QUOTES

I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand.

So now I leave you without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground 

Love is like an eternal flame,

Once it is lit, it will continue to burn for all time. 

Love isn't blind, it just only sees what matters. 

Love is a moment that lasts forever... 

You will know the real meaning of love when you fall in love. 

If a tear fell from my eyes, everytime i wished you were with me

I would have a puddle of fallen wishes at my feet. 

Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name.

Living life without you just wouldnt be the same 

If you love someone more than anything,

Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart. 

If i had a single flower for everytime i thought of you i could walk forever in my garden. 

When i saw you i was afraid to talk to you...

when i talked to you i was afraid to hold you...

When i hold you i was afraid to love you

Now that i love you im afraid to lose you. 

Telling someone you love them comes from the heart

The place that made you love them from the start. 

True love never leaves the heart, so if you dont love me now, you didnt love me then. 

It is impossible to fall out of love, love is such a powerful emotion,

That once it envelops you, it does not depart. 

True love is eternal.

If you think you were once in love but fell out of it, than it wasent love you were in 

I ran up the door,shut the stairs,said my pj's and put on my prayers.

I turned off the bed and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight. 

No Boy Is Worth Fightig For, And If You Have To Fight To Get Him,

Than You're Better Off Without Him. 

The Hardest Thing In Life Isn't Finding The One You Luv,

Its Making The One You Luv...Luv you Back. 

A Cute Guy Can Open Up My Eyes, A Smart Guy Can Open Up My Mind,

But Only A Sweet Guy Can Open My Heart. 

I Cry For The Times That You Were Almost Mine,

I Cry For The Memories I've Left Behind,

I Cry For The Pain, The Lost, The Old, the New..

I Now Cry For The Times I Thought I Had You 

I don't know weather to smile cause you're happier with her or cry cause you're not mine. 

Everyday we tell ourselves we're better off without each other,

B ut then every morning I wake up and realize

I love you more then the day before. 

I want to be happy because hes happy

But how can I be happy knowing im not the one making him smile. 

Sticks and stones may break my bones and tear my skin apart,

But nothing hurts me more than you,

Because you broke my heart. 

It takes 3 seconds to say 'I Love You' but a lifetime to prove it. 

Love is friendship, friendship is love.

If love fails, friendship should remain.

For friendship is the foundation of love. 

Let your heart guide you...but listen closely because it whispers. 

You make me smile for no reason whatsoever,

Y ou make me laugh at the unfunniest things,

B ut most of all, you make me love you...

W hen I shouldn't be loving you. 

You will know when you really love someone

When you want him to be happy even if his happiness means you are not a part of it. 

Don't be too good i will miss you.

Don't be too caring, I might like you.

Don't be too sweet, I might fall.

It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all... 

And all for love, and nothing for reward. 

A complete need should not exist...

love, life in common with loved ones? 

what we love intensely or for a long time

we are likely to bring within the citadel,

and to assert as part of oneself. 

A girl without freckles is like a night without stars. 

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. 

A kiss can beautify souls hearts and thoughts. 

A kiss can beautify souls hearts and thoughts. 

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. 

A kiss? the renunciation of the heart when one is no longer alone. 

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. 

A lover fears all that he believes. 

A lover without indescretion is no lover at all. 

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. 

A meeting between two beings

who complete one another,

who are made for

each other, borders already,

in my opinion, on a miracle. 

A part of us remains where ever we have been. 

A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me

together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in

heart. 

http://www.sheetudeep.com/lovequotes.html 

Cool Facts About Love

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.  At that moment, you are in Love.

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,Your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,To let you know of their safe arrival,  your phone is quiet.You are desperately waiting for the call!At that moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from That special someone than other many long e-mails,You are in love.

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the Emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message From that special someone, you are in love.

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would Not hesitate to think of that special someone.Then, you are in love.

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", butYou realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that Moment, you are in love.

While you are reading this post, if someone Appears in your mind,  then u are in love with that person